I Refuse To Consider Evan Honer Would not Know About Vehicles

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Just lately, I realized about an artist by the title of Evan Honer who sings a track known as “I Don’t Know Shit About Vehicles,” which is tremendous catchy and likewise a complete lie. All you must see to know that Evan is a complete fraud is the inclusion of a gorgeous 280Z within the official music video. If he didn’t know shit about vehicles, why would he embrace such a unbelievable automobile? He might very simply have changed it with a Toyota Camry.

And but, Evan Honer didn’t use a Toyota Camry in his music video concerning the reality, amongst different issues, that he is aware of nothing about vehicles. If the track had been named, “I’m Not The Finest At Fixing Up Vehicles,” that may’ve been one factor, however no. Evan determined to name his track, “I Don’t Know Shit About Vehicles.” Look, I’m sorry, Evan, however you’re a liar. You’ll be able to’t not know shit about vehicles whereas selecting a 280Z to your track about not realizing shit about vehicles.

Am I penning this submit simply because I would like you to take heed to Evan’s track? Completely. Evan’s track is simply catchy as hell, and extra folks ought to take heed to it. And whereas I absolutely perceive some of us received’t essentially like each artist that I take heed to, Honer’s sound is mainstream sufficient that I really feel extra comfy recommending him than, say, Casey Donahew Band.

That mentioned, it’s price stating that whereas the road, “Isbell had it proper/I get lonely at night time,” may suggest that Jason Isbell has a track known as “Lonely At Evening,” that’s not the case. It references Isbell’s track “Final Of My Form.” Nonetheless, his spouse Amanda Shires does have a track known as “Lonely At Evening.” Am I simply mentioning this as an excuse to additionally advocate Shires’ solo work? You wager your ass I’m. Not that Isbell doesn’t have loads of songs about being lonely. For those who’ve by no means listened to Goddamn Lonely Love, have you ever ever even been unhappy earlier than?

Anyway, Even Honer wrote a track known as “I Don’t Know Shit About Vehicles,” and it’s good, so you must take heed to it. Or simply look ahead to the 280Z.

Evan Honer – idk shit about vehicles (Official Music Video)